Wednesday, May 27
Edition #371

GOOD MORNING, COULEE
Thanks for joining me this morning. In today’s newsletter…
💡 One of you had a great idea in our recent round of feedback—food truck schedules. But first, I need to know which food trucks you’d like to see. Let me know here »
🐶 A senior dog that is looking for his new home
💼 Job searching can be fun, when you do it with your friends at Good Morning, Coulee. We’ve got a few for you to took at today.
🌈 This weekend’s Driftless Dash Color Run supports girls basketball in La Crescent. Plus, you get showered with colored powders. Here’s the info »
Time to get busy. Here we go. 👇
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THOUGHT
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(GOOD) NEWS
A Quiet Companion: How Rosie became family at Maplewood Terrace // News 8 Now »
La Crosse Loggers kick off summer with exciting season opener at Copeland park // News 8 Now »
UW-La Crosse Men Win Third Straight NCAA Division III Track & Field National Championship // WXOW »
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WEATHER
🌅 Sunrise: 5:28am · 🌇 Sunset: 8:36pm · 🌙 Waxing Gibbous (90.6%)
WEDNESDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 89°, Low 59° · Hot with a stray storm possible
THURSDAY // ☀️ Sunny · High 82°, Low 56° · Cooler and beautiful
FRIDAY // ☀️ Sunny · High 86°, Low 61° · Warm and picture-perfect
SATURDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 84°, Low 56° · Another great day outside
SUNDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 80°, Low 56° · Comfortable and sunny
MONDAY // 🌤️ Mostly Sunny · High 86°, Low 58° · Warm start to the week
TUESDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 84°, Low 60° · Summer rolling right along
⚠️ Heads Up: Today's 89° comes with a small stray storm chance — keep an eye on the afternoon sky. Otherwise, the rest of the week is about as good as it gets.
HAPPENINGS
💰 $10,000 Prog. Jackpot Picnic Bingo // Wed, May 27 // 6:00PM–8:15PM // City of Onalaska Omni Center // Event Link ➡️
Join the $10,000 Progressive Jackpot Picnic Bingo for a chance to win big prizes, including a $100 fuel card, YETI coolers, travel vouchers, and a 2026 TOYOTA RAV4 AWD. Enjoy a cash bar and bring your own food!
🧶 All Strung Out - Monthly Crochet Club // Wed, May 27 // 6:30PM–8:30PM // 608 Brewing Company // Event Link ➡️
Join the All Strung Out Monthly Crochet Club for a gathering with Nadia Fuad of YARNutopia. Bring your crochet gear, work on designs, and get tips from Nadia and others.
🤝 More than a Meal // Wed, May 27 // 4:30PM–6:30PM // Copeland Park Main Shelter // Event Link ➡️
Join us for delicious food, fun raffles, and meaningful fellowship. This event is more than just a meal; it is a time to connect, share stories, and build community.
🎸 FREE Live Music on Big Al's Patio // Wed, May 27 // 5:00PM–8:00PM // Big Al's Pizza // Event Link ➡️
Enjoy free live music on Big Al's pet-friendly patio! Relax with pizza, sun umbrellas, and great tunes all summer long.
🐾 Drink for a Reason at Howie's - Benefiting La Crescent Animal Rescue // Wed, May 27 // 11:00AM–11:00PM // Howie's on La Crosse // Event Link ➡️
Join Howie's and La Crescent Animal Rescue for a special event! From March 1 - May 31, Howie's will donate $1 from every drink purchase from their Spring Cocktail list to help support the animal rescue. Sip good, do good, and enjoy some cocktails!
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JOBS
📋 Title: Nurse Practitioner
📍 Location: La Crosse, WI (Driftless Aesthetics)
💰 Pay: $40–$60 per hour + commission + tips ($90,000–$145,000+ annually)
⏰ Type: Full-time — Tentative start: September 2026
📝 Summary: Driftless Aesthetics is hiring a Nurse Practitioner to serve as a clinical provider and medical leader across both locations as they prepare to open a second site. You'll perform aesthetic consultations, injectables, IV therapy, and wellness treatments while supporting clinical operations and team development. Active Wisconsin NP license required.
📋 Title: Content & Event Specialist
📍 Location: West Salem, WI (River Valley Remodelers)
💰 Pay: From $20 per hour
⏰ Type: Full-time
📝 Summary: River Valley Remodelers is hiring a Content & Event Specialist to handle photo/video content creation on job sites and at events, plus coordinate event logistics across multiple markets. You'll travel to locations, drive a company truck and trailer, and work closely with the marketing team. A valid driver's license and flexibility for weekend events are required.
📋 Title: Assistant General Manager in Training
📍 Location: Onalaska, WI (Mister Car Wash)
💰 Pay: $23–$25 per hour
⏰ Type: Full-time
📝 Summary: Mister Car Wash is hiring an Assistant General Manager in Training through their accelerated AGMIT development program. You'll work alongside a Certified Trainer to learn daily operations, team development, performance management, and staffing — setting yourself up for a leadership role with one of the fastest-growing car wash brands in the country.
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COULEE CALLS IT
Eating the end pieces of a loaf of bread. 🍞
ADOPTABLE PETS

ℹ️ Ollie, 6 Years Old
🐶 Chesapeake Bay Retriever & Lab Mix
📍 2nd Chance to Shine, La Crosse
FOOD TRUCKS
🍞 Monkey Business — Grilled sourdough melts & wraps 📍 Veterans Freedom Park Boat Launch, French Island — 11am–1:30pm 🛵 DoorDash available
HANDY-DANDY LINKS



