Wednesday, April 29
Edition #351

GOOD MORNING, COULEE
Thanks for joining me this morning. In today’s newsletter…
🎉 We have officially passed 7,000 subscribers. Thank you.
🎤 Local comedians gather tonight at the Rivoli Arts Building for open mic »
💼 We’ve gathered 3 of the most interesting job opportunities from the area for you to check out
🐶 You guys have cute pets. Today, we’ll feature one of them as our Pet of the Week
🛍 The Spring Market on the Mississippi happens this Saturday at Fox Hollow »
What a beautiful day. Let’s get going. 👇
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TODAY’S THOUGHT
“We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and a mystery.”

TODAY’S (GOOD) NEWS
River Clean Up La Crosse prepares for annual waterway cleanup event // News 8 Now »
Principal credits personable approach to his success in La Crosse // News 8 Now »
Sparta, Tomah school districts honor military families with special luncheon // News 8 Now »
The Good Fight looks to the community for help with crowd funding campaign // WXOW »
Kids and adults celebrate trees together on Arbor Day at La Crosse’s Myrick Park // WIZM »
WEATHER REPORT
🌅 Sunrise: 5:59am · 🌇 Sunset: 8:05pm · 🌙 Waxing Gibbous (97.7%)
WEDNESDAY // 🌤️ Mostly Sunny · High 57°, Low 39° · Sunny morning, clouds roll in later
THURSDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 53°, Low 36° · Cool and crisp
FRIDAY // 🌥️ Mostly Cloudy · High 55°, Low 34° · Gray but dry
SATURDAY // 🌤️ Mostly Sunny · High 63°, Low 42° · Nice rebound for the weekend
SUNDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 72°, Low 46° · Warmest day of the stretch
MONDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 67°, Low 46° · Still warm to start the week
TUESDAY // 🌤️ Partly Cloudy · High 64°, Low 45° · Comfortable close to the week
⚠️ Heads Up: Sunday hits 72° — best day of the stretch. Full Moon arrives tomorrow night, so keep an eye on that sky.
HAPPENINGS
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🐾 Featured Event Pet PartyHosted at Champions Riverside 📅 Saturday, May 2, 2026 🕐 1:00 PM 📍 Champions Riverside — W16751 Pow Wow Lane 🎟️ $25 Bring your pup for an afternoon of treats, games, and good times! Enjoy pup cups, treat bags, themed drinks, and a fastest fetch contest — plus a chance to win your very own Pet Party! View Event Details → |
🎸 Peter Kish Live // Wed, Apr 29 // 6:00PM–9:00PM // Mirage Sports Bar // Event Link ➡️
Peter Kish will be performing live at Mirage Sports Bar. Enjoy a night of music, happy hour, drinks, and a full menu.
✏️ Northside After School Club // Wed, Apr 29 // 3:00PM–4:00PM // La Crosse Public Library North // Event Link ➡️
Join us after school for games, play, and arts & crafts at the North Library. This club is for elementary school children, grades 1-6, and takes place only on days when Northside Elementary School is in session.
🎤 Singalong Sideshow [LIVE] // Wed, Apr 29 // 5:00PM–8:00PM // Grounded Patio Cafe // Event Link ➡️
Experience a fun and interactive singalong show with Randy Erickson, featuring familiar songs and surprise guests.
🍕 Thursday Date Night // Thu, Apr 30 // 3:00PM–10:00PM // 608 Brewing Company // Event Link ➡️
Every Thursday is Date Night at 608 in La Crosse - 2 pints and a pizza for $25!
🎨 Makerspace // Thu, Apr 30 // 3:00PM–5:00PM // La Crescent Public Library // Event Link ➡️
Come create, build, and explore at the library Makerspace! STEAM activities for all ages including arts & crafts, blocks & Legos, marble mazes, gears, and electricity & magnetism kits.
⚾ Brewer Ticket Giveaway! // Fri, May 1 // 5:30PM // Features Sports Bar & Grill West Salem // Event Link ➡️
Join Features Sports Bar & Grill for a Brewers ticket giveaway! There will be great food, cold drinks, and a big screen to watch the game. Win up to 4 tickets to see the Milwaukee Brewers play the New York Yankees.
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FEATURED JOBS
📋 Title: AI Business Solutions Specialist
📍 Location: Onalaska, WI (Dynamic Lifecycle Innovations)
💰 Pay: $77,000–$105,000 per year
⏰ Type: Full-time
📝 Summary: Dynamic Lifecycle Innovations — a Certified Great Place to Work since 2017 — is hiring an AI Business Solutions Specialist to join their Onalaska team. Full role details are available via the application link.
📋 Title: Executive Assistant
📍 Location: La Crosse, WI (Gundersen Health System)
💰 Pay: From $25.38 per hour
⏰ Type: Full-time (Mon–Fri, 8:00 AM–5:00 PM)
📝 Summary: Emplify Health by Gundersen is hiring an Executive Assistant to support their Legal Services team, including the Co-Chief Legal Officer. You'll manage confidential information, coordinate meetings and events, and handle a variety of administrative tasks. Benefits include medical, dental, pet insurance, generous PTO, tuition assistance, and access to a corporate gym and Zen Room.
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⏰ Type: Full-time
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COULEE CALLS IT
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PET OF THE WEEK

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